The idea of James as Prongs accidentally coming across and having to interact with actual legit deer is so fucking funny to me I just
Imagine him prancing into a clearing and there’s this whole herd of deer and he pauses awkwardly before going over and being like sup and…
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
this is the best thing ive ever heard
How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up
I haven’t been on here in forever and I havent uploaded anything in forever and im super sorry. :( I try but I work now. :/ and I have really shitty internet at my house. And I wish I could just live on tumblr. Jesus christ. Anyway, im tired. Its been a slightly long day. With a baby shower, crazy driving (by yours truly), and finding out my car needs a new thingy. But I did spend the day with some awesome friends so its all good.
If you have any questions just ask. Dont care what it is. :) have a nice night/day.
"I eat people"
“Well I eat chairs”
The conversation between two little boys in the pizza place
I’m not a virgin anymore… :D and I’m really happy about it!